1. POINT BREAK (1991)

Compromised FBI agent, Keanu Reeves, is forced to help in escape of robber, Patrick Swayze. Patrick jumps out of plane with last parachute… And then… Incredible Keanu jumps out too, without parachute and manages to catch bandit in the air. Now we have incredible air ballet and successful landing!!? Compared to this, 007 stunts look like BBC documentary.

2. ENIGMA (2001)

Code breaker, scientist Scott and his assistant in form of Kate Winslet, grab a part of German code machine, Enigma. But British Intelligence follows them closely… And then… We have slowest and most boring car chase in history of movies. 15 kph? They would go faster with tractors.

3. ADAPTATION. (2002)

Writer Charlie Kaufman is imprisoned in a swamp by John Laroche and Susan Orlean, subject and author of his adaptation “The Orchid Thief”. Laroche points the gun… And then… Alligator attacks Laroche and ends a good movie with most amazing trick. Well, that is the point. But it is also very stupid.

4. HOOK (1991)

You got to admit, pretty good beginning of a movie. Middle-aged Peter Pan returns to Neverland… And then… We have Lost Boys in a form of caricaturization of British fashion scene from, maybe 1982. Costume makers and all others responsible for that, should be punished, accordingly.

5. CLIFFHANGER (1993)

Stallone in a pretty good story, on a very unusual place. Everything is interesting, there is suspense and it is all good… And then… He impales one of the bad guys on a stalactite. Yes, stalactite. Well, now he tried everything (literally).

6. THE SWEETEST THING (2002)

Cameron Diaz and her jubilant friends Christina Applegate and Selma Blair, are in a restaurant and talk about… well mostly they talk about male geitalia. And then… “You’re too big to fit in here, too big to fit in here, too big to fit in here” sings Diaz, on a melody of “I’m too se*y” by Right Said Fred. Soon everyone from restaurant jump up and start to sing, what it looks like an ode to pe**s. Well now…

7. xXx (2002)

Modern version of 007, Vin Diesel is in bad situation. While he exits restaurant in Prague a hidden sniper shoots at him. And then… Extreme sports solution, tray instead of snowboard. There, there Vin…

8. JEPPERS CREEPERS (2001)

Great begining of Victor Salva movie. Two kids are harassed by a mysterious man with a hat that drives a black van. And then… Salva shows what he thinks of movie audience, he thinks they have amnesia. Man with the hat was first run over by car, revived and then flys to the air as a giant bat. And he doesn’t explain that in part two. Stupid.

9. SIGNS (2002)

Master of suspense, M. Night Shyamalan carefully keeps tension up as family of Mel Gibson is facing alien threat. And then… Mel discovers that aliens can be killed by… a glass of water? Which means that those genius aliens, with advanced civilization, decided to colonize planet that is 2/3 under water. And what would happen when it starts to rain?

10. THE POSTMAN (1997)

Things are not looking good for Costner’s post-apocalyptic career as a postman. Psychotic Will Patton is about to shoot him. And then… Kevin calms situation down with Shakespeare citation: “Now is the winter of our discontent.” “You are not bad.” – says crying Patton. Kevin lives. Corollary: Stupid survived apocalypse.

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Who is your favorite mad scientist of all time? Which of these crazy absent minded scientists has the most bizarre ideas and makes you laugh the most? As always, tell me your ideas. Take a look, and enjoy

Doc Brown

Doctor Emmett Lathrop “Doc” Brown, Ph.D. is a fictional character and one of the lead characters in the Back to the Future motion picture trilogy, in which he is the inventor of the first time machine, which he builds out of a DeLorean sports car. The character is memorably played by actor Christopher Lloyd in all three films, as well as in the live action sequences of the animated series. He is voiced by Dan Castellaneta in the animated series. The character’s appearance and mannerisms are loosely inspired by Leopold Stokowski and Albert Einstein.

Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil is a fictional character, played by Mike Myers in the Austin Powers film series. He is the antagonist of the movies, and Austin Powers’ nemesis with aspirations of world domination. He is a parody of any number of villains, primarily Donald Pleasance’s Ernst Stavro Blofeld of SPECTRE. Dr. Evil routinely hatches schemes to terrorize  and take over the world, and is typically accompanied by his cat Mr. Bigglesworth and his side-kick Mini-Me, a dwarf clone of himself.

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew is a Muppet from The Muppet Show, performed by Dave Goelz. He is a bald, bespectacled, lab-coated scientist who would do periodic science  segments from “Muppet Labs, where the future is being made today.” The muppet has no eyes, only completely transparent, lensless glasses. This makes him appear a very absent-minded intellectual.
Honeydew’s experiments usually cause great harm to his long-running assistant Beaker, a nearly mute Muppet with a shock of reddish hair. Honeydew worked alone in the first season of The Muppet Show, but from the second season onward, the luckless Beaker would always be present.

Professor Frink

Professor John I.Q. Nerdelbaum Frink, Jr. is a recurring character in the animated television series The Simpsons. He is voiced by Hank Azaria, and first appeared in the episode “Old Money”. He is Springfield’s 39-year-old local scientist  and college professor, and is extremely brilliant, though somewhat socially inept. Frink often tries to use his bizarre inventions to aid the town in its crises, especially during the Treehouse of Horror episodes, but they usually only make things worse.

The Ghostbusters

Three odd-ball scientists get kicked out of their cushy positions at a university in New York City where they studied the occult. They decide to set up shop in an old firehouse and become Ghostbusters, trapping pesky ghosts, spirits, haunts, and poltergeists for money. They wise-crack their way through the city, and stumble upon a gateway to another dimension, one which will release untold evil upon the city. The Ghostbusters are called on to save the Big Apple.

The Nutty Professor

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Farting in Michael Knight’s face…for shame.

Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back

Farting on someone’s pillow bare-assed causes pink eye

White Chicks

I swear on my life I’ve never seen a single scene from this movie until I started searching for fart scenes…

Blazing Saddles

Beans, beans. They’re good for your heart…

Scary Movie 4

I refuse to believe that Carmen Electra shits.

Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle

Battleshits, in my opinion, should be the new Olympic sport

South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut

Terrence and Phillip but on fire

Caddyshack

“Did somebody step on a duck?”

Dumb and Dumber

Of course

Bruce Almighty (2003)     $25,000,000

Bruce Almighty is a 2003 American comedy film directed by Tom Shadyac and written by Steve Koren, Mark O’Keefe and Steve Oedekerk. It stars Jim Carrey as Bruce Nolan, a down-on-his-luck TV reporter who seeks a promotion and a better life overall. After a series of bad incidents, such as being beaten while helping a homeless person, Bruce complains that God can’t do His job properly. He is surprised when he is met by God Himself and granted His powers to see if he can do a better job. Morgan Freeman, Jennifer Aniston, Steve Carell, Catherine Bell, Lisa Ann Walter, and Philip Baker Hall also star, while Tony Bennett makes a cameo appearance.

How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)     $20,000,000 + merchandising

Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas, also known as The Grinch, is a 2000 American live-action film from Universal Pictures and Imagine Entertainment, based on the 1957 book of the same name by Dr. Seuss. Because the film is based on a children’s picture book, many additions had to be made to the storyline to bring it up to feature-length. Most of the rhymes used in the book were used in the film, though some were slightly changed, and new rhymes were put in as well.

The Truman Show (1998)     $12,000,000

The Truman Show is a 1998 comedy-drama film directed by Peter Weir and written by Andrew Niccol. The cast includes Jim Carrey as Truman Burbank, as well as Laura Linney, Noah Emmerich, Ed Harris and Natascha McElhone. The film chronicles the life of a man who discovers he is living in a constructed reality soap opera, televised 24/7 to billions across the globe.The genesis of The Truman Show was a spec script by Niccol. The original draft was more in tone of a science fiction thriller, with the story set in New York City. Scott Rudin purchased the script, and instantly set the project up at Paramount Pictures. Brian de Palma was in contention to direct before Weir took over, managing to make the film for $60 million against the estimated $80 million budget. Niccol rewrote the script simultaneously as the filmmakers were waiting for Carrey’s schedule to open up for filming. The majority of filming took place at Seaside, Florida, a master-planned community located in the Florida Panhandle.

Liar Liar (1997)     $20,000,000

Liar Liar is a 1997 American comedy film written by Paul Guay and Stephen Mazur, directed by Tom Shadyac and starring Jim Carrey. Carrey was nominated for a Golden Globe Award (1998) for Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture – Comedy/Musical. The film is the second of three collaborations between Jim Carrey and Tom Shadyac, the first being Ace Ventura: Pet Detective and the third being Bruce Almighty. It is also the second of three collaborations between Paul Guay and Stephen Mazur, the first being The Little Rascals and the third being Heartbreakers. It was shot entirely in California.

Batman Forever (1995)     $5,000,000

Batman Forever is a 1995 superhero film directed by Joel Schumacher and produced by Tim Burton. It is the third installment of the Batman film series and stars Val Kilmer as Batman. The plot focuses on Batman trying to stop Two-Face (Tommy Lee Jones) and the Riddler (Jim Carrey) in their villainous scheme to drain information from all the brains in Gotham City. He gains alliance from psychiatrist Chase Meridian (Nicole Kidman) and adopted sidekick Dick Grayson (Chris O’Donnell).The film had a change in tone compared to the previous installments, more family-friendly, since Warner Bros. considered that the previous film, Batman Returns, underperformed at the box office due to its violence. Production was troubled, with many actors considered for the main roles, and Kilmer entering in conflicts with the rest of the crew. Batman Forever was released to mixed reviews, but outgrossed Returns with over $336 million worldwide.

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]]> http://www.alltopmovies.net/actors-in-some-diferent-life/feed/ 1 http://www.alltopmovies.net/top-10-3-d-moviestop-10-3-d-movies/ http://www.alltopmovies.net/top-10-3-d-moviestop-10-3-d-movies/#comments Tue, 08 Dec 2009 15:34:01 +0000 admin http://www.alltopmovies.net/?p=1003 Most of people loves 3-D movies, i we are here. There is a whole bunch of that kind of movies, but we are selected top 10. I hope that you are going to respect our choice, and remember, this is not Top 100, this is Top 10. Enjoy

10. Fly Me to the Moon

It’s 1969 and three space race crazy houseflies – Nat, IQ and Scooter – find themselves aboard the Apollo 11 lunar mission as it blasts off from Cape Canavarel. They leave behind concerned parents…and some jealous Soviet bluebottles concerned that a US fly is going to get to the moon first. Some beautiful digital imagery and imaginative use of 3-D technology ensure ankle biters will be enjoying the rarefied cartoon atmosphere.

9. Jaws 3-D

The oldest son from the first two Jaws films, Michael Brody (played by Dennis Quaid) now works as the chief engineer of SeaWorld in Florida, which is preparing for the launch of its new “Undersea Kingdom,” a set of tunnels where people can “view the wonders of the deep without ever getting wet.” Michael lives with his girlfriend, Katherine Morgan (Bess Armstrong), who is senior biologist at the park. The film opens with a great white following a team of waterskiers, among them Kelly (Lea Thompson). Their boat stalls, but the driver gets it going again before anyone is attacked. When they enter the park from the sea through a gate, the shark follows. The gate is thrown off its rails while closing.

8. The Nightmare Before Christmas

“Halloween Town” is a dream world filled with citizens such as deformed monsters, ghosts, ghouls, goblins, vampires, werewolves and witches. Jack Skellington (”The Pumpkin King”) leads them in a frightful celebration every Halloween (”This is Halloween”), but he has grown tired of the same routine year after year (”Jack’s Lament”). Wandering in the forest outside the town center, he accidentally opens a portal to “Christmas Town” (”What’s This?”). Impressed by the feeling and style of Christmas, Jack presents his findings and his (somewhat limited) understanding of the holiday to the Halloween Town residents. They fail to grasp his meaning and compare everything he says to their idea of Halloween. He reluctantly decides to play along and announces that they will take over Christmas (”Town Meeting Song”).

7. Coraline

As an alternate beginning, a window opens and a stuffed doll resembling an African-American girl (later revealed to be the Sweet Ghost Girl) is transformed, by a pair of spidery hands made of sewing needles transforms it into a white girl with blue hair, a yellow raincoat and yellow Wellington boots. The doll is then tossed back out of the window.Meanwhile, Coraline Jones (Dakota Fanning) and her parents, Mel and Charlie Jones (Teri Hatcher and John Hodgman) leave their relatively comfortable lives in Pontiac, Michigan and move into the Pink Palace Apartments in Ashland, Oregon, which is a converted mansion that they share with retired actresses Miss Spink and Miss Forcible (Jennifer Saunders and Dawn French) and retired Russian circus performer Mr. Bobinsky (Ian McShane). Coraline’s parents are busy working on a gardening catalog, which leaves them with little time for Coraline.

6. G-Force

The film revolves around an special FBI organization of trained secret agent animals, equipped with advanced tools including an advanced earpiece that allows the mammalian members to talk to humans. In addition to a team of cockroaches, the primary field team consists of guinea pigs Darwin (Sam Rockwell) (team leader), Juarez (Penelope Cruz) (martial arts), Blaster (Tracy Morgan) (weapons/transportation), star-nosed mole Speckles (Nicolas Cage) (cyber intelligence), and fly Mooch (reconnaissance) (Dee Bradley Baker). Hoping to impress his superiors on the eve of a budgetary review, the unit’s leader, Ben (Zach Galifinakis), orders an unauthorized infiltration of the residence of home electronics and appliances magnate, Leonard Saber, who has been under FBI investigation for years.

5. Spy Kids 3-D

Juni is thrust back into service when Sebastian the Toymaker (Sylvester Stallone), an evil mastermind, creates a video game called Game Over that mesmerizes its users. Carmen was sent on a mission to disable the game, but disappeared on Level 4. With the help of his maternal grandfather, Valentin Avellan (Ricardo Montalban), who is a wheelchair user, Juni is sent after his sister and helps to disable the game in order to save the world. It is revealed the Toymaker was the one who disabled Valentin in the first place. Instead of avenging his former partner, Valentin forgives Sebastian who is redeemed. This 3-D movie was filmed using James Cameron’s Fusion Camera system.

4. Bolt

A girl named Penny and a dog named Bolt star on a hit television series called Bolt in which the titular character has various superpowers and must constantly thwart the evil plans of the nefarious Doctor Calico. To gain a more realistic performance, the TV show’s producers have deceived Bolt his entire life, arranging the filming in such a way that Bolt believes the television show is real and he really has superpowers. After filming completes for the latest episode, Bolt escapes from his on-set trailer mistakenly believing Penny has been kidnapped by the television villain. He attempts to break through a window, knocking himself unconscious as he falls into a box of styrofoam peanuts.

3. Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs

Ellie (Queen Latifah) and Manny (Ray Romano) are expecting their first child, and Manny is obsessed with making life perfect and safe for the family, since his first experiences as a husband and father went bad when his family was killed by hunters. At the same time, Diego (Denis Leary) finds himself unable to catch a cocky gazelle (Bill Hader) he has been stalking and decides to leave the herd, believing that he is losing his predatory nature as a tiger. Sid (John Leguizamo) grows jealous of Manny and Ellie and “adopts” three apparently abandoned eggs that he finds in an icy underground cavern and call them Eggbert, Shelly, and Yoko. Manny tells him to put them back, but Sid instead looks after the eggs, which hatch into baby Tyrannosaurus the next morning.

2. Toy Story 3D

Old-fashioned cowboy doll Woody is coordinating a reconnaissance mission around his owner Andy’s birthday party in the days before Andy’s family move to their new house. To Woody’s dismay, Andy receives a new action figure, space ranger Buzz Lightyear, whose impressive features soon see Buzz replacing Woody as Andy’s favorite toy. Woody, the former de facto leader of Andy’s toys, is disappointed and resentful at his replacement. Meanwhile, Buzz does not understand that he is a toy, and believes himself to be an actual space ranger, seeing Woody as an interference in his ‘mission’ to return to his home planet.

1. Up

Pixar returns to the CGI fray after the triumph of WALL.E with this story of seventy-something hero Carl Fredricksen (voiced by Edward Asner) who has dreamed of travelling the globe. He gets his chance when he hooks up with a clueless eight-year-old…and they both set off into the great unknown.

Have a look at the recent releases of Funny People and Bruno. Both were anticipating to stack dollars into the stratosphere but due to early complaints about issues with length and penises (I feel ya) the films underperformed (that’s how I roll).

Paramount has supposedly decided to handpick the websites and critics who would be allowed to review the upcoming G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra in order to avoid any caustic write-ups. We thought it would be refreshing if the studios were just honest for a change and wore their bad reviews like a badge of honor. Like when Billy Madison got all the kids to piss their pants.

Take a look below at our gallery from an alternate universe… where COMPLETELY REAL negative reviews are the hallmark of movie posters: